Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Day Of Shopping Madness

For the record; I really dislike shopping. I have never shopped this late for Christmas and I realized how much more I dislike shopping at this time. The crowds and lines are crazy. Not to mention the selection of things.

So, I slept about three hours last night and got up at eight to shop. Didn't get home here until about 8. It's currently about 5am. So, yay for lack of sleep, right? Went into our little town to do bank and grocery stuff before I headed out with my grandparents for a full day of shopping.

First up we stopped in at the dollar store to pick up a few things. I managed to get something there for my father and his wife. As my grandma was looking at some things Hot by the Wonder Girls came on my ipod (Thanks Pam.) and there is a part of the song in the dance where they do, what I call, the 'butt wag'. I backed up to my grandma and started doing the dance. She started to tell me to stop coz people were watching. (Like I care?) It embarrassed her, but she laughed. I always do this stuff. She got used to it.

Also, Bo Peep Bo Peep by T-ara came on my ipod and the first time I heard it... instead of hearing 'Bo Peep, Bo Peep, Bo Peep' I heard 'Fuck me, Fuck me, Fuck me.' It came on my ipod while at the store and I had my grandma listen to it. Her jaw hit the floor and I cracked up telling her 'They are saying Bo Peep!'.

Hit up the mall after that. I went in while my grandparents went and did their thing. Fought my way into Hot Topic to look for some things. I spent a while in there browsing over the shirts. Apparently it was buy one novelty T and get one half off. Guess who got a Christmas prezzy? Haha. I never get anything new, so I am pretty excited to have a new JTHM shirt. Picked up something for my bro there too. I swear it took me forever to get something for her. Got in a long line and paid.

Bounced out of Hot Topic and headed to Borders.I never realized I could spend so damn much time in that store. I started out looking for a DVD for my girl. Which, they didn't have and also costs $23 to friggen order. Then somehow I went to look for the Gay/Lesbian section and they moved it on me. So, I had to go ask this guy and he was like 'Games? Those are over--' 'No, gay and lesbian literature.' Then there was a bit of an awkward moment and he pointed it out. I was very, very disappointed in Borders. Their Gay/Lesbian literature section is bare. It used to take up two full book shelfs. Now it just takes one and the bottom three are just with the cover facing out and spaced a few inches apart. While I was browsing over what little they had this group of boys went back and loudly stated 'Ew, gay and lesbian!' and ran away giggling. I just rolled my eyes at them and went back to my business. I was very happy to see the Gay and Lesbian magazines in the store. They had The Advocate, Curve, and LOTL. I browsed the pages on those before wandering elsewhere. Then I wandered to the travel section and look at the Asian travel books. Somehow ended up in the foreign language section and in line with a Tagalog book. I was shocked to see it was there. They never have anything Philippines related. I acted like someone else was gonna take that book (there was only one). Which was kinda dumb coz I know that wasn't gonna happen.

As I was on my way to the restroom in Borders I seen these two ladies sitting at a table taking money for a kitty shelter. I dug all the change out of my pocket and dumped it into their little bowl. The one lady's face lit up and she exclaimed, " That's so nice of you! Thank you, sir!" I just grinned and told her she was welcome. Before I left the bathroom I dug a dollar out of my wallet and gave that to them when I walked back by. The lady's face lit up again and she started graciously thanking me. I wonder if she was making up for the gender confusion?

Went across the street from the mall and into Barnes and Nobels yet again looking for the movie for my girl. Which, it cost a whole $25. Darn foreign movies being so expensive. I ended up flipping through the CDs to see if maybe I could find something. I did, but wasn't sure. I ended up passing that up. Browsed over the manga section seeing if anything interested me and then walked to the other side of the store to the Gay/Lesbian literature. Barnes and Nobels owns Borders when it comes to that. They had a really good selection of Fiction and Non Fiction books. I seen one that really got my attention and I flipped through. It was called HerScopes: A Guide To Astrology for Lesbians by Charline Lichtenstein. (I love astrology, fyi.)It was a bit freaky how true what it said about my relationship pairing was. It said that my sign is the worrier, the one that works at home while the partner works at the office, affectionate to the partner. Then when I read the reverse it said my girl's sign to mine. It said shed tend to be in the office with my sign at home and also said she'd go out for a night without ever bothering to contact her partner and let her know.. leaving her partner up all night worrying. I got a few weird looks for being in that section but at least no one said anything. I should of checked their magazines too. I forgot.

Somehow I ended up in the craft store with my grandma coz she was looking for a small Santa hat for a doll I fondly call - 'The Bride of Chucky'. As we walked past one isle I stopped coz I seen a kid walk by that I knew and I thought 'Tony?' out loud trying to remember his name. Well, my grandma decided to -yell- 'TONY!' He turned around and I wanted to smack her. I barely ever talked to this kid when I was in school. He was like three grades ahead of me. I told him we had math class and sat next to each other. He asked my name and I told him and he went 'Yeah, I remember you. You got a totally different style now!' And just sorta started talking about how he likes how I dress. I think he was hitting on me. Ayy... We talked for a few before saying bye.

As my grandma and I rounded the back of the store I seen a friend of mine (Ok, my ex's brother's wife, but those are just mere technicalities). I went up and hugged her and we got to talk a bit about how things are going. She remembers me by the damn good fudge I made them for Christmas a couple years ago. It was one of the first things she said to me. I hope thats a good thing. Haha. She said she reads my blog updates to hey, shout out to Jaimi!

I also started doing the 'Hot' butt wag in the store and my grandma kept telling me people were watching me. I did it to her one time and it scared her and she yelled. Some guy turned around and sorta started laughing.

Ended up at Best Buy and bought my girl something that I now have to return after waiting forever in line to pay for it. Haha. Turns out it isn't what she was so interested in. I'll just get my money back and go invest in something else. She is the most impossible woman to shop for, I swear. She never talks about things she wants, likes, or even hints. When I try to ask her she refuses to give me any ideas. I thought up an idea and talked it over with Pammyboo a bit. Seems like it's an ok idea, right? I hope... Haha.

In the next couple days I gotta get back to the mall, Best Buy, and a couple other of our stores to dig up something for my girl. S I hope the store has everything I have in mind for her. I might be forced to re-replan if not. Shopping for her could be the possible death of me. I wrote quite a bit, dang.

Something I recorded for my girl a few days ago.

1234... I love you

Now that Christmas Eve and Christmas are so near; what are your final plans on how you'll spend it? Did you get all your shopping done early or are you last minute shopping? What's on your wish list?

Oh, hai thar, sir!





  1. yo~kace hyung~
    i don't know what to say..
    but this new post is super cute..hehe

    the day of shopping madness..haha..
    but it was quite fun right?
    at least you found some interesting books..
    oh, did you bought the tagalog books?
    it's useful for self-learning..i think...

    LoL with da' 'Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me' XD
    becoz of you, i'm listening to the song right now..haha

    Good luck for your another day of shopping madness for your girl..hehe..i hope you get all you need,,hmm..
    oh! and this time don't forget to check the magazines on Barnes and Nobels,, ;p

    anyways, i like the batman t-shirt..=D

  2. Hey there Tsurii. :] Cute? Haha. Thanks. I thought it was overly long. I had a lot to cram into this post.

    Yeah, I guess it was a bit of fun coz I kept myself entertained. The Tagalog book was bought as a Christmas present from my grandma. So, she got it for me.

    I know they really aren't saying that, but doesn't it sound like it?

    Thanks a bunch. I'm gonna really need the luck coz I really swear she is nearly impossible to shop for. I just hope I can finish the idea I wanna do. Thanks for the reminder too.

    Aw, thank you very much. It's my Christmas gift from my bro, D.

  3. Kace. Yahh,,it was long..but better than nothing~ hihi

    wowowowoow! cool~ happy learning then..ekeke~;p

    yeah! it do sounds like that! now i realized becoz you mentioned it..XD
    but if the lyrics really fuck me, fuck me,
    it makes sense too,,their MV fit that lyrics,,haha

    WOW! from D ? SUPER COOL~!
    she sent it to you?
    like package?
    she knew your size..great~

  4. what a day you had SIR!!! hahaha (hate shopping too. seriously) -scratchy :p

  5. Tsurii. I might have another long one covering Christmas Eve, Christmas, and New Years soon. That might end up being another long one too.

    Thanks, I do enjoy it. I need to sit down and really read through the book. I'm sorta saving it to read though.

    I haven't seen the Bo Peep music video, but I'm gonna go check it out after I'm done replying.

    Mhm, D sent it to me through the mail. I love the shirt. It's one of my favorites now. I went to the post office the other day to send what I got her and the lady mistook me for a guy. Hahaha. Yup, D knows my size coz we wear the same.

  6. Yes, Scratchy girl it was quite the day. Being mistook for a guy has been the highlight of my life lately. People amuse me. What is it you hate about shopping? Hope you had a good Christmas. :]

  7. Kace. Hmm..nice, i got my eye on it..!hehe

    ekekek~, you better watch that, the mv has 2/3 version, i forgot..but not so good mv..for me.
    and you know, at first i didn't really like that song, but since you mentioned that fuck me thing, damn, i really like that song now! and the worst, i like it becoz of that fuck me thing on the song!..hehe..T.T..weird me,,haha
    i'm listening to it over and over again a whole day! but, kinda boring now..hehe,,i replaced with gaga's now..ekekk~

    ohh..again? mistook again?
    geez. i wanna try that sometime..really.
    but i have this what-so-ever-girl face..haha
    and sometime i want to try short haircut style..like boyish one,, but it doesn't suit me, i knew it..hehe..

    hmm..long chit-chat here,,haha,,sorry2 bro..

  8. kace, i guess you got a real headache thinking what's gift she would really like, but i believe its the thought that counts rite.
    mm shopping.. i hate shopping for hours.
    and the plain white vid, u got skills dude. keep it up. i dont know how to play guitar.
    your batman shirt, i like it. Guess i'll find
    something like that.
    happy new year,kace.

  9. Tsurii. I went on youtube and I think I seen the video you were talking about. Haha. I thought the MV was a bit... boring. I didn't really care for it either.

    Hahaha. You like that song now coz of what I pointed out? I'm not sure if I should say thank you or I'm sorry. Oh, you like GaGa? I have a friend that is a really big fan.

    Yup, I got mistook again. LoL. Aw, you might have a girly face, but you look just fine how you are. ;] I am getting my hair cut again soon. Haha. It's probably gonna happen more often now.

  10. Anon. Yeah, it was a bit of a bother, but I finally got something. It wasn't what I went out looking for. They didn't have what I was trying to get. I might have to order it online some time. What don't you like about shopping?

    Thanks, but I'm not real good at the guitar. It's all pretty basic. I love my batman shirt too.

    Happy New Year.

  11. Kace. Yeah!! that's the exact word! boring~
    i didn't care either..

    Hmm..Yeah, i like her, how bout' u?
    All her songs are awesome..
    she's such a great artist..
    she wrote almost her own song.
    and the most important thing, she's honest about her sexual orientation, haha..XD
    and it's good to hear your friend is a big fan of her..
    Gee. My friends didn't like her becoz of what, you know? becoz of her hermaprodite rumour!!
    wait, is that true anyways? Ah, i don't care, she still a great artist..hehe..

    Aw, thx.. XD
    Hmm,,good,,,but you can keep it long if you want..wahahaha..

    Anyways, Happy New Yearrrr..cihuyy~

  12. about shopping: i hate when i lined up and wait for so long.

    i already bought a batman shirt,but really wanted to have like yours.

    i added u at robo?

  13. Tsurii. Oh, I don't really listen to Gaga, but she is alright. Yeah, she is honest and that is a very admirable thing. That is like you said; probably just a rumor. Either way I don't really care what body parts she has.

    Yeah, Happy New Year to you too.

  14. Anon. Ah, cool. You got the shirt. I seen you add me on robo, yes.